Frackingstein's Monster

Poor Francis Egan,

So conflicted, to weep he began.

With fangs drilled into the body politic, is he Count Fracula?

Or sire to an earth-shaking monster named Cuadzilla?

Or do you prefer

Poor Francis Egan
Conflicted, to weep he began.
Fangs sunk in the body politic; is he Count Fracula?
Or sire to an earth-quaking monster, Cuadzilla?