22.1.14

Don't be vaig...

General Douglas Haig
Generally bathed in Laphroaig;
The bottle with the dimples,
He reserved to soak his pimples.

14.1.14

Tales from the Blood Bank

A lady named Mrs Barrett
Might've welcomed a talking parrot
Looking behind her at the appointments screen
If it could also read, it'd earn the right to preen.