28.10.17

Mrs Brown's Boys

Rosemary Isabel Brown
Made many a rationalist frown.
Her being Brahms and Liszt
In so many bars left them pissed.



Or do you prefer

Rosemary Brown
Made rationalists drown
Their sorrows with many a beer
As they couldn't expose this seer.



Or perhaps

Rosemary Isabel Brown
Inhabited a huge ghost town
Of decomposing dead composing and dictating
New compositions the quick required authenticating.

21.10.17

England Expects...

Vice Admiral Horatio Lord Nelson,
When all was said and done,
Was cables ahead of Admiral Byng
With his invention of virtue signalling.


credit: Wikipedia

17.10.17

Content-content

A basic sponge mix
Equal parts Irish butter
Sugar, flour and eggs


On comparing notebook contents with Ben Colley,
the barman at the Rose and Crown, Larkhall