Of Private Parts and Corporal Punishment

Mrs General
abhorred children whose behaviour was feral,
Instructing them to live by her catechism:
"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism."


Alice in Sunderland

not a movie villain, so chillax.
A giga-maniacal wood-burning stove
plundering our Treasury's trove.

Written on learning that a coal-fueled power station is to be converted to burning wood to secure renewable energy subsidies from taxpayers...