24.5.13

Hiraeth rygbi

Gareth Edwards 
Faced five formidable French forwards.
Welsh fans roared;
"Has the little man scored?"

20.5.13

16.5.13

On mispronouncing Jolie...

Angelina Jolie 
Bought a strangely sedentary border cauli 
From Lara, a crofter she met on a movie. 
At heading sheep, 'twas worse than a Koolie...


5.5.13

Chelsea Tee

Fernando Torres,
Marked Masked Man, says
"Swish, Slash!
You're now a Marked Man too - easy cash."