27.4.17

Lo! Emission Zone!

Lez Compliant
At times was quite vibrant
Though with no sign of contrition
For his almost silent emission

17.4.17

May the Running Commence

Doctor Who
As a companion never took a Shih Tzu.
He thought its paws
Too tiny for running down corridors.


credit: Melanie Dullinger

or might you prefer

Doctor Who
In his TARDIS had room for a zoo.
But felt morally conflicted
If not temporally afflicted.


credit: BBC

or perhaps even

Doctor Who
To a Dalek said "Noooo;
Me you cannae exterminate
For a wee new Who will germinate."


credit: BBC

1.4.17

And All The People Cried "Re-joist"

Zadok the priest
Told a blue joke at the feast,
Bringing the roof down, and revealing
To Nathan "the profit is in the re-ceiling."

or should it be

Zadok the priest
Told a blue joke at the coronation feast,
Bringing the roof down, and revealing
To Nathan "the profit is in the re-sealing."