You kip if you want...

Al Murray, the Pub Landlord,
In Thanet South, trod a different board.
A full quota of kippers were smoked
And Nigel's ego was poked.

or do you prefer

Al Murray, the Pub Landlord,
In Thanet, struck a satirical chord
As Nigel Farage, the Pub Bloke,
Fear of foreigners did stoke.

Credit: BBC


One Serious Villain

Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Envies the Vulcan mind-meld;
Ordering henchmen by gesticulation
Frees Bond to go on saving the nation.

Publicity image. Source: Wikipedia



Time Paradox

Modern urban scourge
Graffiti tags deface art
Historical worth

Graffiti of Ancient Pompeii
Collated by Prof. Brian Harvey


The Parlour

Ticking clock empty
Tick... tock... tick... tock... tick... tock... tick...
Tick... tock.... tick..... wurrrr... ching!

Inspired by @JoannaCannon's 
The Trouble With Goats And Sheep
Thanks for the inspiration




Thursday, 23rd June

Normal Service will
Resume after the voters
Have cast their ballots.

or is it

Will Normal Service
Resume after the ballots
are cast by voters?