31.5.14

Classic propaganda

Leutnant zur See Ernst Hirth
Serious by name and not a noted flirt;
Played by Eric Portman in 49th Parallel
In an array of snazzy Canuck apparel.

25.5.14

21.5.14

PPE GCSE: Multiple Choice Question 1; Option D

Or would you opt for Choice 'D'?

Ironically, Nigel Farage
Is German by mariage;
His Ukippers stink; his People's Army van is to disparage;
Ein Volkswagen! Ein Riech! Ein Farage!

19.5.14

PPE GCSE: Multiple Choice Question 1; Option C

Or do you favour Multiple Choice 'C'?

Nigel Farage

Puts his horse before the carriage;
The immigrant flood before gay rain
And, generally, credulity does strain.

17.5.14

PPE GCSE: Multiple Choice Question 1; Option B

Or do you prefer Choice 'B'?

Nigel Farage

Kept his bandwagon in the garage;
His German PA shackled by mariage,
And gay rain held back by the Thames Barage.

15.5.14

PPE GCSE: Multiple Choice Question 1; Option A

You may choose one of four options: do you choose 'A'?

Nigel Farage
Fears flooding following gay marriage,
And his antipathy to the Bulgar
Borders on the vulgar.

7.5.14

The Riot in the Imagination Dept

Trembling child atop;
Scary Monsters 'neath the bed.
But who's more frightened?

Or do you prefer the following. Feel free to comment...

Monsters 'neath the bed
Perhaps it's they who're scared of
Ravening children?