24.12.14

Prints of Wales

Edward Longshanks
For castles gave thanks.
They kept the Welsh contained
And the Scots distrained.

By Cadw | Herbert Ortner 

20.12.14

Reform Follows Dysfunction

Eric Pickles
Would hate Prime Minister's Tickles;
Questions to the Prime Minister may be nugatory,
But Masosadism is altogether too gory. 

16.12.14

Brief Encounter

Harrison Ford
Tied his jim-jams with detonator cord;
His y-fronts bore the powder burns
For which an action hero yearns.


© Spreadshirt



12.12.14

Would an English Rose smell as sweet?

Billy Twelvetrees
Declined sponsorship from Febreze
They don't do an odour trap
That'll civilise a rugby forward's jockstrap

© Sodacan

10.12.14

Bleak Friday

Black Friday discounts
The marketers' siren call
Reaching Psyche's depths

or do you prefer (comments welcome):

Black Friday discounts
Supermarkets cut prices,
eyes, lips and knuckles

8.12.14

4.12.14

Enigma's Variations

Alan Turing
Undecided if he was out or in,
Axiomatically an Entscheidungsproblem,
He named it the Irritation Game.

© CIA