Sudden Opera It's not over until the Pregnant ladies sing
On being speedily invited to the English Touring Opera's performance of the Coronation of Poppeaat the Theatre Royal, Bath... I wonder what it's like for a young foetus when your mum-to-be spends her evenings singing, as did the artists playing Poppea and Drusilla in last night's excellent performance.
With fangs drilled into the body politic, is he Count Fracula?
Or sire to an earth-shaking monster named Cuadzilla? Or do you prefer Poor Francis Egan Conflicted, to weep he began. Fangs sunk in the body politic; is he Count Fracula? Or sire to an earth-quaking monster, Cuadzilla?
Inspired by this news report. Which do you prefer? Curried pubic hair Court gaols short curly fraudster Serves thyme in kitchen? or Pubic hair Balti Fraudster hoist by own petard Tinted brown not black.
Thing One and Thing Two; Scary starey eyes and hair that is blue. Two twin things dressed the same just for fun; Luckily labelled Thing Two and Thing One. Inspired by this (presumably an homage to Dr. Seuss).
Abraham Lincoln abolished Slavery for one and for an encore met at the theatre a dreadful bore or do you prefer Abraham Lincoln ended Slavery's despicable run To him the 13th owed its genesis but the 2nd proved his nemesis