Of Eagles and Beagles

Irene Adler 
Owned more riding crops than a hunt saddler. 
Her Langlaufen on Pulver rocked; 
Her downhill skiing left one feeling SHERlocked. 

By Charles Dana Gibson (drawing) Aloxi (first upload in 2006) ΛΦΠ [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons


Tantric Sax

Clarence Clemons
Put off sucking lemons.
It turned a tone so mellow

By Clarence_Clemons_performs_in_Baltimore,_2009.jpg: Jamison Foser derivative work: Arbor to SJ [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons


Österreichische Wortspielchen

William Kellner
Caught the atmospherics of a brief encounter,
But traveled by craven Roller, or would fly,
To avoid getting a smut in the eye.