Bottling it up

Marketing jargon:
"Vapour-distilled" aitch-two-oh
So makes my blood boil

Or do you prefer:

"Vapour-distilled" hype

Regarding bottled water 
So makes my blood boil


A very particular set of skills

Does Liam Neeson
feel a frisson
of glee, son, when he hears the 'phone ring
and it's his agent proclaiming "Kerching!"?


Dichotomy? Or Libidotomy?

Love unrequited?
Who cares for requisition?
Age brings wise feelings?

Or do you prefer

Love unrequited?
Contentment beats requitement
Age brings wise feelings.