16.6.14

A Man For All Somerset Timezones

Jacob Rees-Mogg
Modeled his suits on the wardrobe of Douglas Hogg;
His quizzical features on those of Douglas Hurd,
And his ungainliness on that of Big Bird.

Or do you prefer the following?

Jacob Rees-Mogg
Modeled his suits on the ensemble of Douglas Hogg;
His quizzical features on those of Douglas Hurd,
And his gaucheness on that of George the Third.


8.6.14

David Ike

General Dwight D. Eisenhower
Swapped military for political power.
What'd that moderate Republican grandee
Have made of the Mad Hatters' Tea Party?