One Defence Secretary, Former, Disgraced, for the use of

Doctor Liam Fox

Prescribed pulling up their socks

To directors idling with their board

On the golf links more than exporting abroad.

Or

Doctor Liam Fox

Added vegan woks

To the jam and bassoons, if you please,

He’ll export post-Brexit to the Chinese.

Or

Doctor Liam Fox

Doesn’t prescribe from airports and docks.

“Don’t seek substitutes;” (he never tells the House)

“Keep your existing trade.” (he hasn’t the nouse)

Or perhaps you like

Doctor Liam Fox.

Not the sharpest scalpel in the box.

No vetinarian, he

Couldn’t a scapegoat see.