It's Not How I Recall It

Remembrance remade
Autobahns driven on left
Plastic memory

Lo! Emission Zone!

Lez Compliant
At times was quite vibrant
Though with no sign of contrition
For his almost silent emission

Outside Bladud's Head

Larkhall's April sounds
Diesels and mopeds grating
Tree dolphins chirping

Kingsmead Square, Bath

Dank clammy city
Traditional start to an
Election campaign

Burning Brand

Jazz Café no more
O tempora! or mayhap
It's O tempura?

May the Running Commence

Doctor Who
As a companion never took a Shih Tzu.
He thought its paws
Too tiny for running down corridors.

credit: Melanie Dullinger

or might you prefer

Doctor Who
In his TARDIS had room for a zoo.
But felt morally conflicted
If not temporally afflicted.

credit: BBC

or perhaps even

Doctor Who
To a Dalek said "Noooo;
Me you cannae exterminate
For a wee new Who will germinate."

credit: BBC

陰陽

Yin is spent yang sprouts
The kite tree is blossoming
In our Alice Park

The War of Howard's End

Sixty years of peace
Day Six in Big Brexit House
War's back on table

Millions of Eagle-Eyed Viewers On Catch-up...

Thrice the French popped up
Twenty minutes overtime
English Ref Welsh lose

credit: BBC

Though it's never clear-cut

And other sporting cultures handle it differently:

Golf world in a tizzy after TV viewer costs LPGA star a title

And All The People Cried "Re-joist"

Zadok the priest
Told a blue joke at the feast,
Bringing the roof down, and revealing
To Nathan "the profit is in the re-ceiling."

or should it be

Zadok the priest
Told a blue joke at the coronation feast,
Bringing the roof down, and revealing
To Nathan "the profit is in the re-sealing."