Armer Kerl: "Fürstenfeldbruck"
"Ah, 'Fahrer fährt blöd!'"
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30.5.17
26.5.17
Doctor, No?
Roger Moore,
The Beeb claimed, felt it a bore
To attempt the Bond sex scenes aged 58.
Roger No More was to be his fate.
The Beeb claimed, felt it a bore
To attempt the Bond sex scenes aged 58.
Roger No More was to be his fate.
RIP, Sir Roger
22.5.17
18.5.17
The Ingenious Mechanick
John Joseph Merlin,
With figurative moustachios atwirling
And mechanical gaming machinations,
Aroused in Georgians disturbing sensations.
With figurative moustachios atwirling
And mechanical gaming machinations,
Aroused in Georgians disturbing sensations.
Gainsborough, 1792
14.5.17
Rhyme Suspect
Lynda la Plante
Never mentioned the interview room's elephant,
Or indeed fashion, politics or sect,
To her prime suspect.
Never mentioned the interview room's elephant,
Or indeed fashion, politics or sect,
To her prime suspect.
credit: Alchetron
11.5.17
Henry Petty-Fitzmaurice
The Fifth Marquess of Lansdowne
Caused the editor of the Times to frown
With his letter begging to implore
The First World War be declared a draw.
Caused the editor of the Times to frown
With his letter begging to implore
The First World War be declared a draw.
9.5.17
Increased Propensity to Flag-Waving
Sunny 9th of May
Humming Europe Day's anthem
It's all Owed To Joy
or do you prefer
Feeling high pressure
Strumming Europe Day's anthem
Owed to Beethoven
Humming Europe Day's anthem
It's all Owed To Joy
or do you prefer
Feeling high pressure
Strumming Europe Day's anthem
Owed to Beethoven
© Banksy
4.5.17
1.5.17
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