19.10.18

Gladdens Hewers of Cleries Everywhere

Could Danny Finkelstein
Be more pleased than Clerihewers he met a Dinkeldein?
Unless Jon were instead a Manny,
It couldn't have been more uncanny.


13.10.18

PMQ

Theresa May,
May I say,
Nowhere does it require in Erskine May
The PM answer every Q with "Can I say..."


credit: PA

1.10.18

Our Pigmy Foreign Secretary

Jeremy Hunt
Managed only a four letter 'RUNT'
Playing Conservative Conference Countdown.
EU 'UNITY' never occurred to the clown.