Could Danny Finkelstein
Be more pleased than Clerihewers he met a Dinkeldein?
Unless Jon were instead a Manny,
It couldn't have been more uncanny.
Theresa May,
May I say,
Nowhere does it require in Erskine May
The PM answer every Q with "Can I say..."
credit: PA
Bleating lambs draw you
You bow 'neath the laden bough
Ewe below a yew
Its tolling squeezed dry
Sympathy through timpani
Wringing a faint bell
Jeremy Hunt
Managed only a four letter 'RUNT'
Playing Conservative Conference Countdown.
EU 'UNITY' never occurred to the clown.