Quantum Brexit Dynamics

Have-cake-and-eat-cake
Finding it hard to picture?
Chew Schrödinger's Qat.

McNuggets

James Norton,
If ever he gave thought on
McNudity on McMafia,
Felt perhaps naught was McNaffier.

By Punting Cambridge

Jurassic Arms Park

Jurassic arms race
Finding dinoscarus and
Dinoscaria

OPSEC

Covfefe
(His code name is 'Pepe')
Took some clear and present heat
With cover blown by Presidential tweet.

Gender Agenda

Seek and ye shall find
Some Mens Unisex Kaftans
They're hedging their bets?

Spacey Trump & Weinstein, Solicitors

Watching news reports
So many boundaries crossed
Save English cricket

Alien Skies

Familiar blue skies
Black of Space so alien
Absent not present

Me too

Social intercourse
So hard to enjoy before
"My boyfriend" let slip

or do you prefer

Social intercourse
So hard to conduct before
"My husband" intrudes

Reactionary Monarchs

Ethel the Unready
Made Ethelred so heady,
But complaints from Maud
About her garden left him bored.

Or do you prefer

Ethel the Unready
Made Æthelred so unsteady,
But statements from Maud
About her garden left him floored.

The Oval Orifice

Office of POTUS.
Demeaned by SCROTUS.
Shithole Country Racist Of The United States;
Donald, the man of petty hates.

Evita

Eva María Duarte de Perón

Never accepted being 'anon'.

From angel of hope to such a peripatetic cadaver

Even a pope got entangled in the palaver.

By Raúl Manteola (1905-1974)

Antarctic Gurkha

Lt Scott Sears

Trekked solo to the Pole, conquering his fears

Of polar bears and freeze-dried curries,

Schlepping south on two old racquets of Andy Murray's.

credit: ANTARCTIC GURKHA via SSAFA

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