Wolf Lord III

Prince Bleiddud,
Scion of King Lud;
Of King Lear, sire;
Jobbing mad tragic monarch for hire.

Singapore Slang

Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles.
What truly baffles?
He didn't invent the charity raffle
But of Singapore's future oft did babble.

Wolf Lord II

Prince Bladud
Would've heard no thud
If his pigs could fly
Not, by his leprous hand, die.

Ask a Rupert

Lt Colonel Phillip 'Rupert' Smith.
Quirky, sure, but never wore a Helmet, Pith.
"What's the first rule?"
It's gotta pin - don't use it to play boules.

Wolf Lord I

Lord of Dyfed Prince Bleiddudd,
The Monks of Tenby outwith,
Priests generally he found fickle.
While Druids made him sickle.

"Oh no it's not..."

Boos, boos, boos and boos.
What would Christmas panto be
Without lots of boos?

The Big Bang Trouble With Sheep And Goats

There once was a priest from Terra Haute,
Who purchased some sheep and a goat.
Love can be bought, he thought,
Until the moment he got caught.
That quote terribly haughty priest unquote.

credit: TBBT

Glue Wein

Mulling it over,
The local's festive mulled wine?
"Well, beats denture-wash..."

The Beleavers' Shibboleth

"Brexit Means Brexit"?
Brextremites asked Remoanites
"Brexshit Means Brexshit"

"Empty Vassals Make The Most Noise"

Brextremists bemoan
Politics' realities
Make vassals of them

Winter Has Come

Frost needles pricking
So warm wrapped in mixed duvets
My fake dire wolf pelts

Linguisticks

Language's first words
Were onomatopoeic,
Like the pain-filled 'Aaaaaargh!'

credit: Stanley Kubrick

Old Fat Furry Catpuss

Bagpuss
Once auditioned for Ballets Russes;
His pirouette from watchers a vision did cajole
Of a rotund and lazily twirling barber's pole.

photo: BBC

Pleonistic Profanity

They cry 'vulgar twat!'
It'd be tautologous
To shout 'vulva twat!'