Admiral John Byng
Went to Minorca for a fling.
Ended up losing what he oughtn'a
Pour encourager les autres.
or do you prefer
Admiral John Byng
Would've preferred even Sing Sing
To encouraging more assertion
By being shot for duty desertion.
Chicken Little
Didn't want to belittle
Sky-falling deniers,
But they're simply wrong, the liars.
Kim Jong Un
Is no Kim Rong Un.
What else is a lowly poet to scribble?
A mad man with boosted fission bombs brooks no quibble.
The wireless poses
Oratorical questions
In a high brow quiz
Grant Shapps
Is one of those unsavory Tory chaps,
But Michael Green
Has no better reason to preen.
Shapps Green