24.9.17

The Balearic Scapegoat

Admiral John Byng
Went to Minorca for a fling.
Ended up losing what he oughtn'a
Pour encourager les autres.



or do you prefer

Admiral John Byng
Would've preferred even Sing Sing
To encouraging more assertion
By being shot for duty desertion.





13.9.17

Here's The Big Un

Kim Jong Un
Is no Kim Rong Un.
What else is a lowly poet to scribble?
A mad man with boosted fission bombs brooks no quibble.



7.9.17

Doppelgooner

Grant Shapps
Is one of those unsavory Tory chaps,
But Michael Green
Has no better reason to preen.

Shapps                    Green