Valerie Singleton
Could have endless fun
Making gifts from loo rolls
And broken old washing up bowls.
and there's
Valerie Singleton,
In 1971,
Made so much from empty detergent bottles,
Loo rolls, glue and Tiger Moth throttles.
credit: BBC
An alien mind
Closed to we who cannot read
Another human's
Richard Burton
Was notably curt on
Whether Philip of Macedon's fate
Was to be upstaged by his Alexander the Ingrate.
Credit: United Artists
Hieronymus Karl Friedrich, Freiherr von Münchhausen,
Gehört einer Kette Brünchhausen.
Zwar war das Deutsch hoch, doch,
Aber gerochen haben die Fische ziemlich höher noch.
G.Bruckner
or do you prefer
Baron Munchausen
Told tall tales ten to the dozen
Of djinns, houris and caliphs,
But never of bankers and bailiffs.
Gustave Doré
Lightness of Being
Reward for reaching the end
Of costly campaign
Captain George Mainwaring
Would quietly have turned to gin,
Or meth,
If Adolph had left him alone with Elizabeth.
© BBC, 1972