Surreal Estate

Can't forget that tune
Woke to "A barclaycard swam
In Nightingale Square"

Glassy Stare

Vitreous Humour
The mark of Commons debate
The Ayes have it

HEAVY PLANT CROSSING

"Self-clearing trolley"
Says the sign in the canteen
Ne'r seen them do that

Another Secret Society?

Interviewees' 'phones
Ringing during live news spots
The Interrupti

or do you prefer

Dan Brown
Would let witches drown
Before breaking the vow of secrecy
Surrounding the Interrupti

ADM Arleigh A. Burke

Admiral Arleigh Albert Burke
Never learned to twerk.
But his Nassau Gyrations
Fascinated the men of two nations.

credit: Wikipedia

Vegans

If men are from Mars
And women from Venus, who's
From Alpha Lyrae?

© Norton's Star Atlas, Sixteenth Edition, 1973

Jaques queues

Émile Zola,
When offered cola,
Demurred as soda
Burp made him like Yoda.

credit: wikipedia

Where's my inspiration, dude?

Sitting pensively
Will the Muse of Haiku smile
On my new notebook?

Sick of it yet?

Al O'Wheen
Added potato poitin
To his pumpkin soup
To spice up that bland gloop.

Source: Sonje