Heady Whine

Its bouquet haunts us
Fermented with Lethe's waters
First taste is our last

Tosca's Kiss

On hearing of the death of Scalia,
"Vissi d'arte" sprung to mind; the aria
Sung by Tosca in Act 2 as her knife
Ends Scarpia's life.

Cupid's stupid

Valentine's Day's passed
Sans unwarranted expense
But without love too

Unconsidered Opinion

Antonin Scalia
Inter alia
Expressed his dissent
From that last judgment

After Steve Pettway

Porn to Queen's Bishop Six

Sex watched through Windows
Peeping Toms with dirty Macs
Varied per version

Like Natásha?

Stumbling mumbling speech
Overawed by your fair beauty?
Just dehydrated

Elkaholics Anonymous

My haiku replete
With palmate antler tropes
Addicted to Moose

Credit: Zaereth

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