Echo Chamber Music

Moose! Moose! Moose! Moose! Moose!
Caboose! Caboose! Caboose! 'oose!
Dialed the reverb down

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Moose! Moose! Moose! Moose! Moose!
Caboose! Caboose! 'oose! Moose! Loose!
Turned the echo off

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Unintended Consequences

Parsee protection
Forbidding marrying out
Has contra-effect

Your Freudian Slip is Showing

Masochists will love
The Star Prize for this week's Quiz:
These Phallic Cymbals.

Theodor Seuss Geisel

Dr Seuss
Once rode with a moose in a caboose
Alongside two unicorns
With unique horns.

Romantic Scoring

Richard Strauss
Would've scored Die Fledermaus
For an ultrasonic soprano
And her sunshine-shrinking beau.

Richard Strauss, Pauline and Franz Strauss, 1910

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Booby-trapped

Poor conflicted sleuth
Improvised explosive vice
In his Mined Palace

"M-T-Cicero" by Gunnar Bach Pedersen; Image © Thorvaldsen

Dementia is not a female Dementor...

Illness eats ego
Shrunken frame; skin of parchment
That Great Brain Robber

Homo Grammariens

Steven Pinker.
Linguistically challenging thinker.
Bringing us down from the case trees,
The rich savannas of grammar to seize.

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No Five Minute Argument...

There are none so deaf
As those who're wilfully blind
Beam and mote and eye