IPA

To quaff not to sip
Curries' perfect counterpoint
India Pail Ale

Embroidering The Fiction

A starship captain
A stitch-bot repairman charged
Simply "Make it sew!"

Prince Harry

Any doubts about
The Tudors' Welsh roots would've made
Henry a false Taff

Falstaff Rebuked, Smirke (c. 1795)

Bathtime Gurgles

Water flooded ears
Mind tickled by warm bath suds
Spirit levels rise

Totemic Polemic

Americans' Superheroes.

Sorting the World's woes.

Though hogs might fly,

Before they'd cheer for Gun Control Guy.

Or do you like

America's Superheroes.

Sorting the World's woes.

The one Superhero bound to turn necks red?

Background Checking Fed.

"Molon labe" by Fkerasar.

 Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Commons

Another Reason Polar Bears Don't Like Penguins

Not Fairy Penguins
To our ears that's not P.C.
Be Little Penguins

Eudyptula minor Bruny 1 by J J Harrison

Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Commons

Another Victim of Bullying?

Grant Shapps
Downed a stiff Schnaps
When told by some Tory Lord
To fall on his sword.

Or do you prefer:

Grant Shapps
Found editing Wikimaps
Open to mishaps.
Poor ol' Michael Green.

Greedist Sympathiser

Roger Wilco,
Though trained to obey by Sgt Bilko,
Failed miserably back in Civvy Street;
As a Bank Compliance Officer he got beat.

© CBS Television

Dawn is Broken

I dreamt I awoke
As dawn's light rimmed the curtains.
I woke in the dark

Seeing a Man About With A Dog

Reflected slow pace.
Comfortable companions.
Aged man and dog.

or do you like

Reflective slow pace.
Ruminating past glories?
Aged man; old dog.