Something is missing
The camaraderie of
Two Sozzled Old Farts
29.4.15
Lone Star State
Keywords:
Camaraderie,
Craic,
Drinking,
Drunken,
Drunkeness,
Fellowship,
friendship,
Great British Pub,
Haiku,
Micropoem,
Micropoetry,
Poem,
Poetry,
Pub,
Public House,
Sozzled,
The Star
28.4.15
The French Have No Word For 'Single Entendre'
Roger Mellie
Now The Man on the Digital Telly.
As an organ of arrested emotional intelligence,
VIZ would find that suggestive nonsense
On finding a copy of VIZ in the magazine rack over the Snug Bar's fireplace in THE STAR one Sunday. I hadn't realized it was still going. I miss topless skateboarding nun and that faithful black bin liner that rounded up sheep...
.
Now The Man on the Digital Telly.
As an organ of arrested emotional intelligence,
VIZ would find that suggestive nonsense
credit: Viz/Nicola Jennings Public Domain
On finding a copy of VIZ in the magazine rack over the Snug Bar's fireplace in THE STAR one Sunday. I hadn't realized it was still going. I miss topless skateboarding nun and that faithful black bin liner that rounded up sheep...
.
25.4.15
Not the intended effect
Parent's worst nightmare
Instruction omits comma
'Miss Behave Yourself!'
Instruction omits comma
'Miss Behave Yourself!'
Keywords:
Adults,
children,
Command,
Guardians,
Guidance,
Haiku,
Instruction,
Kids,
Micropoem,
Micropoetry,
Parents,
Poem,
Poetry,
Raising Children
22.4.15
The "Gunships" Skulk in Port
Keywords:
Boat People,
Clerihew,
Cockroach,
Gluttomy,
Gluttony,
Gunboat Diplomacy,
Gunship,
Katie Hopkins,
Libya,
Mediterranean,
Micropoem,
Micropoetry,
Parsimony,
Parsthimony,
Poem,
Poetry,
Refugee,
Sin,
The Sun
13.4.15
Vulcanised ears
Kim Cattrall
Hey up 'n' all
Can make Received Pronunciation
Sound sultry even costumed as a nun
Hey up 'n' all
Can make Received Pronunciation
Sound sultry even costumed as a nun
Credit: Canadian Film Centre
11.4.15
Cosmetic Insult or Ornamental Canard?
Keywords:
Cockney,
Colloquialism,
Duck,
Haiku,
Jocular Slang,
Lawn,
Lawn Ornament,
Lingo,
Micropoem,
Micropoetry,
Mopp,
Mrs Mopp,
Poem,
Poetry,
Slang
8.4.15
Adele Laurie Blue Adkins
Adele
What a belle!
Sonorous and stentorian chimes
For whom one finds sadly few rhymes
What a belle!
Sonorous and stentorian chimes
For whom one finds sadly few rhymes
credit: jdeeringdavis,2013,San Francisco,CA,USA
Keywords:
Adele,
Artist,
Britpop,
Clerihew,
Micropoem,
Micropoetry,
Poem,
Poetry,
Pop Music,
Real Person,
Singer,
Songwriter,
Vocalist
5.4.15
She Was Rong
Rong Lee
I had assumed her to be
A South Korean
I had assumed her to be
A South Korean
Keywords:
Haiku,
Korea,
Korean,
Lee,
Micropoem,
Micropoetry,
Mistaken Identity,
Nationality,
Poem,
Poetry,
Rong,
Rong Lee,
South Korea
3.4.15
Moving Post
Itinerary
Itinerant tyranny
Peripathetic
Itinerant tyranny
Peripathetic
Keywords:
Haiku,
Itinerant,
Itinerary,
Micropoem,
Micropoetry,
Peripatetic,
Peripathetic,
Poem,
Poetry,
Tyranny,
Words
1.4.15
Breathe, be, sense
Stinging cold raindrops
Driven by ground hugging gusts
Recall life to mind
Driven by ground hugging gusts
Recall life to mind
Keywords:
Cold,
Haiku,
Life,
Living,
Micropoem,
Micropoetry,
Mindfulness,
Outdoors,
Poem,
Poetry,
rain,
Raindrop,
Sensation,
Senses,
Temperature
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