Baby oil dost maketh its mark.
Much be Cornish ladies' needing
Such Cornish pasties' kneading
credit: BBC / PA
30.3.15
Fili pastry brushed with oil
On Ross Poldark
Baby oil dost maketh its mark.
Much be Cornish ladies' needing
Such Cornish pasties' kneading
Baby oil dost maketh its mark.
Much be Cornish ladies' needing
Such Cornish pasties' kneading
27.3.15
Correcting an omission long outstanding
Feel a bit sheepish
Texting 'ba' to my phone firm
To find my balance
Texting 'ba' to my phone firm
To find my balance
credit: Daily Mail
24.3.15
Post-Budget Analysis
In pristine yellow
And unblemished white hard hats
Votes-Chaser Alert
And unblemished white hard hats
Votes-Chaser Alert
Credit: Guardian
22.3.15
20.3.15
18.3.15
12.3.15
The Wedding Planner
Mark Rylance
To 'Greensleeves' refused to prance.
His reserved demeanour
Somehow made a dirty job cleaner.
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To 'Greensleeves' refused to prance.
His reserved demeanour
Somehow made a dirty job cleaner.
credit: BBC
10.3.15
8.3.15
Read the lines, not between them...
She looked long and deep
Into my eyes as lovers
(and opticians) do
Into my eyes as lovers
(and opticians) do
5.3.15
Swansea Swansong
Just stop all the clocks
Passive aggressive protest
Dulls austere times' scythe
Passive aggressive protest
Dulls austere times' scythe
Credit: BBC / Wales News Service
3.3.15
Men in Black
Robin Fell,
Though it was hard to tell,
As Principal Doorkeeper he rarely admitted
He thought 'Knock Knock' jokes half-witted.
Though it was hard to tell,
As Principal Doorkeeper he rarely admitted
He thought 'Knock Knock' jokes half-witted.
Times/BBC
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