Of Private Parts and Corporal Punishment

Mrs General
abhorred children whose behaviour was feral,
Instructing them to live by her catechism:
"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism."

Reflections on the water (3)

Rugby Training Ground
Part flooded by the Avon
Water Polo Rules

Reflections on the water (2)

Dull and blustery

Novelty of high water marks

Not seen for some years

Reflections on the water (1)

Flood defences raised
This gate lets the Avon through
Spatefully angry

Fauna gathers at the watering hole...

Bar flies in THE BELL
Three attractive young women
Must come here again...

Alice in Sunderland

Drax;
not a movie villain, so chillax.
A giga-maniacal wood-burning stove
plundering our Treasury's trove.

Written on learning that a coal-fueled power station is to be converted to burning wood to secure renewable energy subsidies from taxpayers...

Commissioner Gawd hun'!

"Did ya vote for 'er?"
"No, did you?" - "Na, why bovver?"
"Might help you get off?"