16.6.14

A Man For All Somerset Timezones

Jacob Rees-Mogg
Modeled his suits on the wardrobe of Douglas Hogg;
His quizzical features on those of Douglas Hurd,
And his ungainliness on that of Big Bird.

Or do you prefer the following?

Jacob Rees-Mogg
Modeled his suits on the ensemble of Douglas Hogg;
His quizzical features on those of Douglas Hurd,
And his gaucheness on that of George the Third.


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