#AskNigelFarage

The People's Army
Uniform: Kipper ties in
British Racist Green?

The last British Coal Mine?

King Coal is dying?
Miner and minor slayer
No fond farewell, Sire!

Species of Ate

Ollie Octopus
Was baked in an Octopie
(Can't do Kids' Haiku)

Of Eagles and Beagles

Irene Adler 

Owned more riding crops than a hunt saddler. 

Her Langlaufen on Pulver rocked; 

Her downhill skiing left one feeling SHERlocked. 

By Charles Dana Gibson (drawing) Aloxi (first upload in 2006) ΛΦΠ [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

The Danish Play. On Words

To be? Not to be?
Under threat from urban sprawl
The English Hamlet

Tantric Sax

Clarence Clemons

Put off sucking lemons.

It turned a tone so mellow

Yellow.

By Clarence_Clemons_performs_in_Baltimore,_2009.jpg: Jamison Foser derivative work: Arbor to SJ [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Tantric SFX

Douglas Trumbull
Once took a tumble
From the Tree of Life
While simulating cinematic strife

Tantric Fax

Waiting by the fax
The low bit rates encourage
shelved satisfaxion

Tantric Coupling

The long engagement
Prolonging the pleasure of
The Wedding Planning

Österreichische Wortspielchen

William Kellner
Caught the atmospherics of a brief encounter,
But traveled by craven Roller, or would fly,
To avoid getting a smut in the eye.

All around here were foreign fields

I remember when...
Parliament passed our laws
Now they enact wars

Cold War Two

Playing the long game?
Putin's mortal and will die.
The West will endure.