Fake Tudor fireplace,
Paneled walls, faux wooden beams
And patterned dresses
31.7.14
28.7.14
Kohlwitz
Helmut Kohl
Thought it highly droll;
If he'd been of the Jewish hierarchy,
Would he've been a Kohl Rabi?
Thought it highly droll;
If he'd been of the Jewish hierarchy,
Would he've been a Kohl Rabi?
26.7.14
"I hate writing; I love having written"
Dorothy Parker
Shared with Mina Harker
A passion for the incisive Count,
Though of Words not of a Carpathian Mount
Shared with Mina Harker
A passion for the incisive Count,
Though of Words not of a Carpathian Mount
16.7.14
You Can't Teach an Old Etonian New Tricks
It's re-shuffle time.
"Pick a cad; any cad" says
Mr. Patronage.
"Pick a cad; any cad" says
Mr. Patronage.
14.7.14
Monster Compendium - A Recognition Guide 1
Euroseptic Trolls
They're easy to spot; they live
Under a drawbridge
They're easy to spot; they live
Under a drawbridge
11.7.14
Should Schools be Free to favour Creationism?
Gove's costly dogma
Allied with the Church's doctrine
To forge true Wonder?
9.7.14
Frankenstein's Nag
Victor Frankenstein
Swore blind lightning works just fine.
Like all Renewables unpredictable;
Yet his horse, though bolted, remains stable.
Swore blind lightning works just fine.
Like all Renewables unpredictable;
Yet his horse, though bolted, remains stable.
7.7.14
5.7.14
T.H.E.R.M.O.P.Y.L.A.E.
Dolly Parton
Played Glastonbury like a Spartan;
In a cleft twixt two peaks,
A small band saved Country and the Greeks.
Played Glastonbury like a Spartan;
In a cleft twixt two peaks,
A small band saved Country and the Greeks.
4.7.14
2.7.14
Waiting for the other shoe to flip-flop
Ladies' shoe shopping
She asks where's my other shoe?
Sod's Law, it's been sold...
She asks where's my other shoe?
Sod's Law, it's been sold...
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