Or would you opt for Choice 'D'? Ironically, Nigel Farage Is German by mariage; His Ukippers stink; his People's Army van is to disparage; Ein Volkswagen! Ein Riech! Ein Farage!
Or do you favour Multiple Choice 'C'? Nigel Farage Puts his horse before the carriage; The immigrant flood before gay rain And, generally, credulity does strain.
Or do you prefer Choice 'B'? Nigel Farage Kept his bandwagon in the garage; His German PA shackled by mariage, And gay rain held back by the Thames Barage.