Mistaken Identity

Steven Moffat
And his black and white cat.
Oops! Wrong franchise;
Though he delivers a packet each time the Doctor dies.

Myth Too-Good

No pea'l disturb her
A Princess in steel-capped boots
Step not on her toes

It's the Money, Stupid!

Happy to have work
No matter how beneath one
Society's yoke

The Common Touché

Les Miserables
Traveled oft by marsh-gas dirigibles.
He weren't offended by the stench
But by them what thought his name were French.

What's my motivation?

A Chinese Hamlet
Dim Sum's rotten in Denmark
It'll make me Bar'd

A SIGN OF OUR MIDDEN TIMES

"PLEASE DON'T LEAVE LITTER"
How'll future archaeologists
Fill our lacunae?

or do you prefer

Archaeologists dig
To fill the past's lacunae.
So put the spoil where?

11.12.13

On this special date
Americans ask themselves
What's next in sequence?

Nothing else sets us apart

Chimpanzees make tools
Man now special 'cause of his
Opposable puns

Waiting for the other shoe to drop...

Does the other shoe
Make any sound when it falls
Amongst the shoe trees?

Noch ein Bier? Bitter?

Zwei leise Deutsche
Fremdsprach' in Larkhall sicher
Aber kein' Hehlsprach'

Grockel Alert!

You know they're German
Sitting close in your local
Aber kein Wort's' klar

"Weather tis nobler in the mind..."

Larkhall landlady
Hails from Canadian climes
She'll get used to it