Continents still friends, just drifted apart

All San Andreas' Fault?
California and US 
Expect to divorce

Not quite the same, really...

"Paperback Writer"?
What would The Beatles choose now?
"E-Book Self-Pubber"?

Those whom the Ghods wish to sub-edit,...

When Godhood appeals
But vacancies are too few
Become an Author

Lifestyle Choices

I miss you all so
Why do we choose life alone
Death's soon solitaire

An Astronomical Truth

We can live and love
And bicker and fight and kill
Because stars have died

Reality Television

"Motorway Coppers" 
Perp-chasing entertainment 
For couch potatoes

Tired and emotional

Writing poetry
While tight can lead to unplanned
Morning ickyness

Classic Books from Alternative Universes 4

Graf Dracul beschlagt
Wie eine Dampflok lochend
So schreibt Bahn Stoker

Classic Books from Alternative Universes 3

Blood freshly imbib'd
Youth reviv'd; boy band reform'd
Denotes Wham! Stoker

Classic Books from Alternative Universes 2

Vegan Dracula
Sucks sap from virginal veg,
Scribbles Bran Stoker

Classic Books from Alternative Universes 1

Undead Count shuns blood;
Prefers the water of life,
Inspires Dram Stoker.

Democratic Deaficit

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, 

The Misunderstanding Man, 

Suppressed dissent as only an elected tyrant can. 

He met his match in the Standing Man.

Who'd be a Pubco's tenant?

Landlords, once hardy
Perennials, now fight to
Bloom as annuals

Phew, what a Scorcher!

Pity one poor fly
Token sacrifice to the 
Sticky death-trap strip

"Team TB"

Totemic Rugby
One fixture you will not see
Badgers vee Farmers