Brock Back Mountain

If Brock played tennis
Would his winning in straight sets
Offend gay badgers?

@Alison_Morton

Alison Morton
Thought Matriarchy more fun.
Dandied Latin lovers leave her unimpressed.
But "Ave, audaculus!" the lover of Latin (even in his vest).

Battle of the Sexes

Sex is like Warfare
Victors write the Histories
Losers face the Trials

@Liz_Fenwick

Liz Fenwick
Plotted so assiduously she felt sick:
A Cornish Dalliance; A Cornish Pasty,
And of course, A Cornish Cream Tea.

24 Hours from Topsham...

Topsham's a patch far
To go for motor justice
Unless you've a car

On being informed Devon & Cornwall Police act robustly to protect the safety and rights of pedestrians on the roads...

Is the Pig and Fiddle a Punch Tavern?

Gavin Henson.
Oh the tension
Released by that swift blow.
By an infuriated team-mate laid low.

According to the Gospel of St Jeremy

Ghod smote the Vanites 

Laid waste their white chariots 

And saw it was good

From the Dentist's Chair

Fractured shards ov'rhead
Fly ever trapped in fresnelled
Plastic not aspic

The persistence of blurred vision...

If Victoria Works
Didn't, Belvoir Castle will
Moativate locals

Evening, all!

Ipse Dixit is
Latin for Dock Green's Dixon.
Take my word for it!

Ron, Harry and Hermione have aged, but the magic's still there...

The Rowling Stones play
Glastonbury at long last.
Magic from Muggles!

A Summer's Day's Walk

Sweet smelling hedge rose

Pollen drifting by – hedge roes
So British, hedgerows

@LizHarrisAuthor

Liz Harris, Author,
Never shudda oughta 
Ridden that bucking bronco in Kansas 

And tumbled onto her beloved prairie grass

"Right men Action Stations!"

Trumpton backs Lions?
Cuthbert Halfpenny North not
Cuthbert Dibble Grub

@CarolJHedges

Carol J Hedges

Made two pledges.

To save her town green

And remove her councillor's spleen.

Time And Relative Displacement In Society

First female doctor
By sad sexists demoted
To the first Nurse Who?