Bio-University

Unfurling fern frond
Fritillary-favoured haunt
of rare butterfly

Aren't Potatoes People Too?

Potatoes have eyes
Potatoes also has toes
And potato skins

"It's the poor wot gets the blame"

Numbed by constant knocks 
Undeserving Rich reviled
Suffer those too weak

Hiraeth rygbi

Gareth Edwards 
Faced five formidable French forwards.
Welsh fans roared;
"Has the little man scored?"

It depends on your viewpoint

Does a waxing Moon 
Possess a special meaning 
When viewed from Brazil?

On viewing episode X of I, Claudius

Robert Graves
Oft mispronounced apices.
But at least he'd never have dared ta
Proclaim his horse a Senator.

Now we never shall...

I never knew her
Human flesh made demonic
Pitiable symbol

On mispronouncing Jolie...

Angelina Jolie 

Bought a strangely sedentary border cauli 

From Lara, a crofter she met on a movie. 

At heading sheep, 'twas worse than a Koolie...

The Price of Everything; The Value of Nothing

Soul of an artist?
Stomach of an artisan?
Endless dilemma.

Chelsea Tee

Fernando Torres,
Marked Masked Man, says
"Swish, Slash!
You're now a Marked Man too - easy cash."

It's the Depression...

Uneconomic.
Found Surplus To Requirements.
Feeling so damned low.

Work In Progress

One just has to ask
"Do Erotica Authors
Do it with a WIP?"