Top of the Product Placements

John, Paul, George and Ringo
Played yellow sardines in a Twingo.
Ideal were a VW Beetle
But Renault paid higher than a steeple.

Quantum of Serendipity

Ian Fleming
Missed Penicillin.
Science wasn't his kettle of fish
And it was Alexander's Petri dish.

Holistic innovation

Alexander Graham Bell
Thought "Oh, Hell,
I might as well
Invent the whole telephone not just the bell."

Civil Rights and Uncivil Liberties

For Rosa Parks,
What most narks,
Was on two fronts fighting;
For blacks, but also for wimmin.

Gideon Bauble...

A penny off a pint
An extra hundred beers sold
One whole Pound profit!

DOG BITES DIVAN!

Little whippet farts
Well from the foot of the bed
Wet tongue licks my feet

"Movie Magic" -- Cdr Bond RN GSOH

My name's Bond, James Bond.
I've no need of Potter's little wand,
Or Gandalf's gnarled knobbly staff;
Raise my kilt, and a Girl's got to laugh.

Phew!

Mad dash for the mail
Birthday Boy's face in my mind
Garish card posted

Paddington Bare-faced Cheek

Seasoned customers
Glean platform Intel from App
Head start in arse race