Named a thousand Pros
But a thousand Cons outweigh
And keep her from me.
30.3.13
28.3.13
Man walks into a bar...
Met the new Landlord
"Why the long face, Publican?"
"Just back from a wake."
"Why the long face, Publican?"
"Just back from a wake."
26.3.13
24.3.13
22.3.13
Braveheart vs Offa's Dyke
The skirl of the pipes
The swirl of Murrayfield mists
And Wales to kick off
The swirl of Murrayfield mists
And Wales to kick off
20.3.13
Two nations separated by a forked tongue
Play the Ball not Man
As metaphor fails those Yanks
Steeped in Football lore
As metaphor fails those Yanks
Steeped in Football lore
18.3.13
16.3.13
14.3.13
Do-It-Yourself Castrametration
Mr John Wemmick
Built his own castle brick by brick;
Treated young Pip to free tiffins
While repeatedly molesting Miss Skiffins.
Built his own castle brick by brick;
Treated young Pip to free tiffins
While repeatedly molesting Miss Skiffins.
12.3.13
That which we call a tulip | By any other name would smell as sweet
As a marketer
I must say "horse-meat mince" stinks
Let's call it Dressage
I must say "horse-meat mince" stinks
Let's call it Dressage
10.3.13
Gr8 Eggspecashuns
Walworthian Wemmick
Mr Jaggers's wooden-faced side-kick:
"Don't invest portable property in a friend.
Unless you want that friendship to end."
Mr Jaggers's wooden-faced side-kick:
"Don't invest portable property in a friend.
Unless you want that friendship to end."
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