Who shot J.R.? First?

RIP Larry Hagman
Big man with a bigger hat than Desperate Dan
Shot in the Texas Panhandle
Reprise of a fenland Nazi scandal

Writer's Block

A desert highland
For shade no palm tree at hand
Bereft of my muse

It ain't cricket

American footballers;
Seemingly all big mothers!
Cause rugby fans a frown,
Strolling over a line, calling it a touchdown...

Boiling water

Angry brown water
Avon stirred from lethargy
by pier pressure

on seeing Bath's river in spate below Pulteney Bridge...

Miranda

Miranda Hart
Plays a big-boned, big-hearted part.
Wacky, funny, with talent imbued;
And always ready to appear semi-nude.

Fantasy Fish Food

Game Night at the Pub
Trout Rillette on the menu
Surely Trout Roulette?

I'm A Celebrity - Get Me On There!

Sleb exclusion zone
No reality show stars
Appear on bank notes

Lest we forget

Remembrance Sunday
Crisp bright blues skies remind us
How much they have lost

Eavesdropped

Man in the bar 
at the Star
droned on and on about his round
5.56, 7.62, 50cal; it wasn't profound

On seeing Skyfall at the Odeon, Bath

Fifty years of Bond
The cinema screen proclaims
James not Basildon