19.9.13

Are those Russian Dolls simulated?

Were CosmoSim proved
Greatest pain 'twould be knowing
Our love is a sham

or do you prefer

Were CosmoSim proved
Greatest pain 'twould be your pain
Is as real as mine

11.9.13

Why The Smaug Face?

Benedict Cumberbatch
Is a danger around thatch.
Playing a dragon, What's On foretold,
Means he'll now blow hot as well as cold.

9.9.13

Frackingstein's Monster

Poor Francis Egan,
So conflicted, to weep he began.
With fangs drilled into the body politic, is he Count Fracula?
Or sire to an earth-shaking monster named Cuadzilla?

Or do you prefer

Poor Francis Egan
Conflicted, to weep he began.
Fangs sunk in the body politic; is he Count Fracula?
Or sire to an earth-quaking monster, Cuadzilla?

3.9.13

Diarised entry

Bram Stoker
Thought the pen mightier than the poker
And the phonograph and the typewriter
When challenging an Undead biter